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Alana Gaspari
11/24/08
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Well good news all you single people, Amy Winehouse’s beehive is back on the market.

The current news of the world is reporting that Amy Winehouse and Blake Fielder Civil’s marriage is over.

I’m actually saddened to hear this news because I thought Winehouse and Fielder-Civil were a lovely couple. Now who is going to be the mess in the media, making youtube videos to show viewers how to smoke crack. Winehouse will be all alone now since Fielder-Civil has recently started rehab.

What a sad story. It takes two to tango.

According to Perezhilton.com, a popular celebrity blogging spot, Winehouse has apparently accepted the fact that ex hubby is head over heels for a Swedish model named Sophie. She was the girl that was blowing kisses and mouthing “I love you” to Blake during one of his court appearances.

I’m rooting for Amy though because she has made it very clear that she wants no mention of Sophie anywhere in her beautiful presence.

I doubt that is going to happen so I’m getting ready for some serious cat fights because we all know Amy loves to smack bitches around.

Also, from perezhilton.com, a ‘friend’ has revealed that sex was the glue holding the relationship together.

Pretty face’s exact words were, “It’s over. There’s no way back for us now. It was never going to last. We were only together for the sex.”

Jail took their only bond away and the poor things marriage fizzled out.

Sounds like a healthy relationship to me.

I personally think Winehouse should be hog tied and airlifted to the nearest rehab facility. That girl is a mess and it’s the eighth wonder of the world how she is still living.

Maybe now that Winehouse is single, Marcus can move in. They would make a lovely couple. They can both use their bad attitudes to help each other out. Then maybe Marcus can go around taking clocks off the wall. Apparently, time is not important in Marcus’ world.